A person (normally a farmer) is someone who tends to sheep’s coats and shaves them for wool. It comes from the term shag which refers to the sheep’s wool that hasn’t been shaved off.
by gothmclovin September 01, 2023
The definition of the saying sheep shagger originated from north wales,
It is also widely known as Brandon or Brenda the sheep shagger.
The saying comes from a young boy from the north of wales who one day found out his mum was stuck in a washing machine decided to venture out, but went down a different path, on that path he came across a sheep and decided to fuck it resulting in the saying sheep shagger
It is also widely known as Brandon or Brenda the sheep shagger.
The saying comes from a young boy from the north of wales who one day found out his mum was stuck in a washing machine decided to venture out, but went down a different path, on that path he came across a sheep and decided to fuck it resulting in the saying sheep shagger
Hi I’m Brandon and I like shagging sheep
Brenda the sheep shagger was in the fields today did you see him
Hide your sheep! Sheep shagger awareness
Brenda the sheep shagger was in the fields today did you see him
Hide your sheep! Sheep shagger awareness
by Sheepshaggers February 07, 2024
Barmaid throws drink at DJ " THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES" for throwing a feminine drink at me said the OAP SHAGGER.
by Tim1987 March 20, 2024
The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
by ShaneDowe April 09, 2024
Guy 1:"Did you hear what I saw Kyle doing at the party last weekend?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."
by cancerkiller666 April 20, 2020
The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
by Prof. Wilhemina F. Whopington June 12, 2020