When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.
by The Real Spoons July 07, 2022
by Finalizze August 11, 2019
When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 05, 2025
(skrəʊt - toht)
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013
This well-known surgical procedure is designed to get rid of access ballsack skin. A small incision at the base of the scrotum is created to tuck loose skin up inside. The scrotum is then sewed back together, thus creating a tighter beanbag.
by Robot Ballz May 16, 2018
an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld
by immortal scratend August 06, 2011
"What's that thing that hangs in the back of the throat? You know, the little sack?" "That's the throat scrote dude!"
by _irritant February 15, 2025