screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

Mana-Screwed

A situation in the card game "Magic The Gathering" a player does not have an acceptable amount of lands throughout the whole game

DAMMIT! I have been totally getting Mana-Screwed this game.

by Evilbob3424 June 14, 2009

screwed and chopped

music style pioneered by dj screw,
where (southern hiphop) get slooowed down and fucked with (repeats, fx, etc)
music for syrup sippers.

david banner mississippi the album (screwed and chopped)

al green screwed and chopped

by nine February 21, 2004

SCREW YOU

Said either jokingly or when someone's honestly annoyed with you. Means GO THE HELL AWAY because I HATE YOU. Or, simply, eff you. Similar to WHATEVER or EFF OFF

Karm: Dude your boyfriend's effing hot.
Sue: Screw you.

by Miss AnGie January 19, 2003

screwed over

someone who does somthing to leave others in a bad situation

timmy realy screwed me over, he told old bill i made him do it

by true muther fuking player luv tha muff mac daddy February 23, 2005

DJ Screw

DJ from Houston, TX that started the whole "Screw" art form of music. You slow the pitch down half way or more. So that the song is slow or "Screwed." Very popular art form in Southern U.S. DJ Screw has died due to a codine overdose. R.I.P. Robert Davis Jr. - 1971-2000

Damn! That nigga DJ Screw teared that muthafuckin song up!

by 7-1-3 January 31, 2004

screw the timberwolves

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".

Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."

by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011