toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009

Scooter Libby

A Republican conservative ass who used to work for the Bush Administration until they found out he commited a crime by exploiting the name of a CIA operative just because her husband disagreed with Bush's justification of the war in Iraq. His book reveals he has a strong fetish with petite, virgin preteens and bears...

The Apprentice: A Novel By Scooter Libby
Look it up at your local Barnes and Nobles : )

by Marcos1779 December 31, 2005

Hand Scooter

Another term meaning hand job

John really wasn't too in to his girl friend Rachel but she gave such good hand scooters he kept her around.

by BZRRRR October 31, 2008

Dirt Scooter

slang mostly of southern origin for a dirt bike

lemme have a crack at dat der dirt scooter!

by boomshlakaka October 11, 2010

poot-n-scoot

The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!

"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"

by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009

scooterist

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

by Voneville September 14, 2005

Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

by Godzx September 6, 2013