shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006

schieber

German slang for "sexual tool"

Mary:"I fucked the shit out of my schieber last night"
Yasmin:"NO SHIT?!"

by Mumdiggity April 10, 2005

Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.

Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!

by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007

Shiver my liver

When you see something that creeps you out. Something like a pet peeve.

guy: Dude, I saw Jennifer's body last night! Wow, that did shiver my liver!

other guy: Umm yea *walks away*

by alibaba_jajaja November 20, 2009

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately started having idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006

schiesty

1. Very Tricky

2. Unliked (Insult)

1. wow, that math test was schiesty to the max.

2. Fuck you you schiesty mother fucker.

by Matt Rees February 27, 2005

shiver with flavor

What Fluffy Puff Marshmallows will mak your mornings do.

They make my morning shiver with flavor SHIVER WITH FLAVOR!!

by Jimmy Jimmy January 22, 2004