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Magic Bean Salesman

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.
Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009
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anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
by improviduto December 15, 2008
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sales pitch

Talk that attempts/intends to persuade someone of something; sweet-talk.
WOMAN: Can you cut my son's hair tonight and I'll pay you tomorrow.

MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 7, 2005
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Save As.

Save As. Is Short for Save Ass. This feature is available on most operating systems and web browsers to store pictures and videos inside microchips aka spankbanks. Some websites install cock blockers to guard fap worthy treasures but working around a cock block is a google away. Text documents and other editing applications include Save as in rare cases you need to change a file extension to open with outdated porn viewing software. Sophisticated apps such as VLC media player force the fapper to learn mouse gestures and hotkeys to help operate a computer one handed.
damn shorty lookin thick as a.... +right click. Save As. . download complete. WE ON TONIGHT!
by Googlefaps.com April 29, 2019
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cock save

In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.

A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.

The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?

Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.

Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.
by ThomasJefferson3rdPres May 20, 2010
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savescumming

Copying your saved game file to another directory, to circumvent auto-deletion. This is usually done in RPGs like Rogue that automatically delete the file as a form of "perma-death" so that you are required to start over every time you die.
"I used savescumming to get to the Amulet of Yendor just to prove to myself that it was possible. Someday I'll beat it for real."
by kermiter May 16, 2007
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