The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007
Get the safari park chimp mug.Safari is an alternative web browser developed by Apple. Not only is it available for Apple Macintosh Operating Systems, now it is available for Windows XP and Windows Vista. The soft operation of the browser outlasts Internet Explorer's performance and competes with its main rival: Mozilla Firefox. It is known to have accelerated speeds, but the most probable reason is for the memory usage for processing the receiving/sending of in-browser data.
Although in disadvantage, many other ActiveX plugins (like Microsoft Update or Windows Media Player (9 or above)) will not work. Although basic plugins (such as RealPlayer, Adobe Flash or Adobe Shockwave) are well usable.
The software for both Macs and Windows is in its Beta 3 stage and it is planned to be release or otherwise erased from existance for Windows compatibility. However, the stable releases are available for Mac OS X Operating Systems. Each distribution (on Apple's Website) can be downloaded with Quicktime or not.
And the Apple iPhone and the newest iPod Touch comes with Safari preloaded. Their connectivities are Wi-Fi (Both) and GPRS/GSM (iPhone). In those cases, iPhone and iPod Touch browsers cannot accept ActiveX plugins except their default media player inside the devices.
Although in disadvantage, many other ActiveX plugins (like Microsoft Update or Windows Media Player (9 or above)) will not work. Although basic plugins (such as RealPlayer, Adobe Flash or Adobe Shockwave) are well usable.
The software for both Macs and Windows is in its Beta 3 stage and it is planned to be release or otherwise erased from existance for Windows compatibility. However, the stable releases are available for Mac OS X Operating Systems. Each distribution (on Apple's Website) can be downloaded with Quicktime or not.
And the Apple iPhone and the newest iPod Touch comes with Safari preloaded. Their connectivities are Wi-Fi (Both) and GPRS/GSM (iPhone). In those cases, iPhone and iPod Touch browsers cannot accept ActiveX plugins except their default media player inside the devices.
I've seen Safari on a Mac before, but on my Windows XP computer is just a dream come true!
Hey, didn't I see this on an iPhone too? And that Apple website said about a new iPod Touch... sounds cool! Hey wait, it has Safari too?
Hey, didn't I see this on an iPhone too? And that Apple website said about a new iPod Touch... sounds cool! Hey wait, it has Safari too?
by NoStarving September 19, 2007
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To have an enhanced and unadulterated focus of the body and mind. An elightenment of the self as opposed to a supernatural or "white-light" form of enlightenment.
A dark soul, or the dark and/or magical forces of nature.
Occultism minus the idiocy.
To have an enhanced and unadulterated focus of the body and mind. An elightenment of the self as opposed to a supernatural or "white-light" form of enlightenment.
A dark soul, or the dark and/or magical forces of nature.
Occultism minus the idiocy.
by Ian the Almighty October 4, 2006
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by Deep blue 2012 November 11, 2009
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Sacarical - the circarity of a given polygon in a 3 dimensional circumstantiation.
Sacarical - the circarity of a given polygon in a 3 dimensional circumstantiation.
Eg:- The sacarity of that circle is crap.
Eg:- You need to work on the sacarical nature of that circle, dude.
Eg:- I'm not entirely sure that that circle has complete sacaricy.
Eg:- That square is totally sacaricious!
Eg:- You need to work on the sacarical nature of that circle, dude.
Eg:- I'm not entirely sure that that circle has complete sacaricy.
Eg:- That square is totally sacaricious!
by Dog God McFizzleBottom November 6, 2010
Get the Sacarity mug.Probably one of the most underrated DJ's ever.
Has been producing for quite some time, but is just now becoming known since people realized trap music is actually some good shit.
Toured with Skrillex, Valentino Khan, ETC! ETC!, UFO, and many others, and is now headlining some events.
A very large chuck of his music has been given out free, too.
Has been producing for quite some time, but is just now becoming known since people realized trap music is actually some good shit.
Toured with Skrillex, Valentino Khan, ETC! ETC!, UFO, and many others, and is now headlining some events.
A very large chuck of his music has been given out free, too.
Dude: Hey, have you heard of Bro Safari?
Ignorant Dude: Bro whut?
Later that night...
Ignorant Dude: *checks out Bro Safari*
Ignorant Dude: *Mind is blown by sheer dope-ness*
Ignorant Dude: Bro whut?
Later that night...
Ignorant Dude: *checks out Bro Safari*
Ignorant Dude: *Mind is blown by sheer dope-ness*
by PotatoesAreaVegetable? February 15, 2014
Get the Bro Safari mug.1. In the USA, typically an annual wage rate based upon a 40 hour (snicker) work week.
2. Taking it in the ass from the man who signs your pay check.
3. Thinking of your hourly rate and getting sick. Because you are in essence your boss's labor bitch and the calculation will result in rapid onset depression.
2. Taking it in the ass from the man who signs your pay check.
3. Thinking of your hourly rate and getting sick. Because you are in essence your boss's labor bitch and the calculation will result in rapid onset depression.
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm salaried."
* Translation *
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm just taking it in the ass from the man who signs my pay check."
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Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm salaried."
* Translation *
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm thinking about my hourly rate and getting sick."
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm salaried."
* Translation *
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm just taking it in the ass from the man who signs my pay check."
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Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm salaried."
* Translation *
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm thinking about my hourly rate and getting sick."
by Mr. J OneLessThanRe June 14, 2011
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