Sandwich Slave

The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.

Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

sandwich action

a threesome:

2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians

the logistics are a pain in the ass, though

Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...

Get the picture?

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

sandwich eater

One who sits around on his or her large, lazy ass and does nothing all day instead of working. Can often be found in government agencies.

Those sandwich eaters at the DMV took three hours to take my picture for my driver's license.

by Johanna the Brave December 14, 2008

sandwich grade

A way of expressing that someone or something (or perhaps even some place) has exceptional qualities.

Sometimes also shown as SG on internet forums

Ahhhh man did you see the football last night? That goal was totally sandwich grade’!

by comedyfish June 4, 2009

sandwich massage

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.

Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

by zack " Boolalalalalala mothafuckers" August 12, 2006

sandwich ma

a homogenous white neighborhood located on cape cod. Where white kids wear pants shorts and shirts with pictures of pink whales, horses and blue anchors all while they trot around in boat shoes.

Sandwich ma is best exemplified by the Tea Partay Representatives. "Straight outta Cape Cod we Keepin'it real..."

by Charles Winklevoss IV March 15, 2011

sandwich party

a party in which a good amount of women of any age can get together and discuss various sandwich making methods in order to keep their boyfriends and/or husbands calm and relaxed.

Bob: Hey man what are you doin tonight? Wanna chill and play some call of duty online?

Ted: Oh sure man.. I just have to pick up my girlfriend from her sandwich party..it's about that time you know..

by Kitchen B. Itch May 7, 2010