Sameech

A fat person who hates the gym and salads and eats people

Damn that dude is s sameech he fucking hates the gym

by Real_nigga 34 April 6, 2017

Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Saeed binginaid

Saeed binginaid is a retard midget small mudda fucka who fakes his anger problems and uses his mates to help pull the ‘gyal’

Saeed binginaid is so annoying i hate him

by Sycho man June 11, 2019

Sameea

Sameea, well where do i start, creative, imaginative, hands on with bloody huge hands, bipolar, loves to design, all in all we’re proud of our mirpuri.

Sameea you dangar

by Meh kya karu May 19, 2020

C’mere n Sameer that phuddin

A colloquial phrase indicating to an Indian man that he’s openly welcomed to come forth and smear a creamy dessert consumable.

“Good morning sir, C’mere n Sameer that phuddin.”

by Cumb3000 March 15, 2020

saeeda

A shrewd business partner. Usually also has a string of ex-wives.

"They say that Donald Trump is a Saeeda."

by Yumichica September 21, 2007

shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

by Jennifer August 27, 2003