Salmon Snatch 

A woman whos pussy smells like tuna that has been left out in the sun for eight hours, or more. It occurs from the lack of hygene, and the fact that she has had at least five loads of jizz pumped in her daily, since sixth grade.

Kris MillSPAWN has the nastiest Salmon Snatch I have ever sniffed. 200 gallons of bleach and perfume could not get that to smell halfway decent. Has she ever though about cleaning it out every 3000 miles?? My god-what a nasty ho.

Salmon Snatch by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004

Salmon Run 

A shot of tequila, immediately followed by a double-shot of V8 juice, followed by a small glass of orange juice. Drink in rapid succession.

When you do a salmon run, the V8 and orange juice mask the unpleasant aftertaste of the tequila.

Salmon Run by big_fisch July 13, 2011

Salmon Cruncher 

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

Salmon Cruncher by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

Salmon Berry 

Vaginal ejaculation. That is, white stuff coming from a woman's vagina, pre- during- or post- sex

Ryan loves a salmon berry

Salmon Berry by He's the boxman August 17, 2006

salmon bagel 

a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

salmon bagel by devonenjoysalmon January 28, 2009

Salmon helmet 

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

Salmon helmet by slsuby June 11, 2006

Salmon Sex 

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

Salmon Sex by Space Freak January 2, 2012