Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009

saving bank

when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.

I've been saving bank for this weekends bukkake scene.

by Mr. Bidnasty February 4, 2010

saying the alpha-bet

To announce the highest bet among a group of bets.

When we play Poker, John likes to raise the stakes by saying the alpha-bet.

by zeus64 April 13, 2011

Stadingrad

Helsinki

People in Helsinki call their city "Stadi", the town, so Stadingrad comes from there.

There's so much snow here that you can't get out of this city by car, by bus or by train. I guess I'm trapped in Stadingrad.

by stas April 28, 2012

saying it don't mean doing it

Just because you say something don't mean you will follow through with your word.

Politicians always say, " no new taxes " but as soon as you vote for them and they become elected their words change. I guess saying it don't mean doing it.

by alonzo j jordan August 19, 2012

Salinger Cocktail

A new Rye Whiskey Cocktail composed of traditional ingredients and named for the author of "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salinger. Cocktail is composed of the following ingredients:

2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

Possible garnish: Lemon twist

Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.

by Wesley Roberts May 21, 2014