Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
by banquo_lives January 11, 2009
The act of having kinky sexual encounters with an above average male (7.5+ inches). The sex is rough, painful but yet very pleasurable for the female & male. Emo rubbing involves ripping clothes off, biting, clawing, hair pulling, scratches, wrestling around, and throwing each other against the wall. The male is often considered the emo rubber.
by JackYoSmith. September 01, 2010
The act of trying to massage another man's dick while across the table from him but coming short and caressing his leg.
by Drakeisacumguzzler March 23, 2016
A fighting manuever used when your opponent is too close to punch. A face rub includes anyone of the following: eye goudging, putting one's fingers up another's nose, twisting another's nose, pushing down hard on your opponent's face, grabbing their face and mangling it, any improvised pain inflicted by mashing one's face by grabbing and mashing.
Lorenzo and Sean fought until they fell in between the the trampoline springs, then they just gave each other face rubs until we broke it up.
by sonicturkey March 18, 2006
by anonymous January 30, 2004
ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
by Stanley Spedowski May 22, 2006
A part of foreplay where the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the rectum and begins to the rub the thin lining between the cavities. Add the tongue flip for maximum benefits.
by Scotty D April 11, 2006