by RichiePin June 5, 2009
Get the rodedome mug.An often slumping, with eyes never fully open, person with whom you work, or are friends or relatives with to your regret each and every TOO LONG encounter in which you are subjected to the psychotic rantings and daisy-chained delusions of granduer occuring in succession with triggers ranging from sleep deprivation including but not limited to simultaneously being dopesick whilst you are forced to smile and receive the verbal/mental equivalent of excrement at an accelarated rate surely beyond amounts fit to sustain life and you rationalize with yourself in your head committing heinous, unthinkable, unforgivable acts to return to the hopelessly distant peace of mind you wont enjoy for long afterwards, leaving you pulsating with a quiet rage fueled further every day, every encounter, everytime with this person who views the conning of others while keeping expectations as low as possible and procreation as the soundest paths to financial security goverment sponsered or otherwise.
she starts knodding off while making calls from her desk with the phone in her hands like, it won't start making that jarring sound it makes when it's off the hook for too long, of course it does and she jolts awake. After this happening 13 times back to back I offer her some coffee, seems like the nice thing to do instead of yelling HEY BITCH! IF WE CAN'T SLEEP AND GET PAID NEITHER CAN YOU! WAKE THE FUCK UP! But I didn't say that I said the other thing to which she groggily replied. "What, I'm not tired, I rhododendren day." I said "you did WHAT?" She said "I rhododendren day." I asked "You rode a dick all day? so why can't you talk? no wonder you're tired. Seriously though, there's no delicate nice way to tell someone you have to be around against your will that s/he's a piece of shit for fucking around on the job while everyone else isn't AND shooting up and coming to work like it's all good AND offer to suck dick for cigarettes AND acting like you have a fraction of the right to have and ego when you don't because you're gross, you smell, you talk like a drunken alzheimers patient on your GOOD days, and not one, not two, but THREE states have declared you as PERMANENTLY unfit to be a parent/ever have custody of anything you squeeze out of either lower body canal of your AND epitomizing/defining/embodying/personifying/mastering/perfecting what it means to be a whining fucking cunt. FUCK YOU JESSE
by eatineatin October 13, 2011
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The MOST incredible and beautiful girl in the world. She's a queen. She is loving and caring. She has an incredibly rather the cutest height and everyone loves her
by Cass93 April 26, 2016
Get the rhodd mug.Rhode Island is state that has the worst jerk drivers in the nation. Drivers follow so closely that it should be called the "Tailgate State" If you ask why drivers don't use turn signal they reply "it's nobody's business where your're going". The state is full of poke you drivers, the ones who live in the left lane like they pay rent there and never pass anyone or the ones that pull out into traffic that is going 30 miles per hour and slow you down to 20 miles per hour. Everyday you will see multiple drivers, mostly young females, who swerve all over a traffic lane and are constantly stepping on their breaks and guess what they are doing ---TEXTING! Drivers either roll through stop signs or sit at them when there is no traffic coming.
Actually the state motto should be: "Arrive on vacation, leave on probation" since most residents has spent some time at the ACI.
Actually the state motto should be: "Arrive on vacation, leave on probation" since most residents has spent some time at the ACI.
Guy 1: "Have you ever driven in "Rhode Island"?
Guy 2: Driven in "Rouge Island"? Yeah I was driven out of "Rhode Island" by a crazy woman who rode my bumper all the way to the Connecticut state line
Guy 2: Driven in "Rouge Island"? Yeah I was driven out of "Rhode Island" by a crazy woman who rode my bumper all the way to the Connecticut state line
by wattstaxx May 27, 2014
Get the Rhode Island mug.When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.
"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"
by Lauren O'Jea January 10, 2009
Get the Rhode Island Shuffle mug.A completely useless twit of a radio personality. Her time on AirAmerica is spent repeating three or four liberal catchphrases over and over again, then trying to get her guests to repeat them with her.
Don't waste your time. Listen to Al Franken or something.
Don't waste your time. Listen to Al Franken or something.
Fox Executive #1: I have an idea! How about we put Anne Coulter and Randi Rhodes together in a small, dark shed with nails and shards of broken glass embedded in the walls! Then we'll load the shed into a dump truck and toss it into a large crevasse! We'll call it, "Two Down, Tons More to Go!" How about it?
Fox Executive #2: No. Hey, let's do a show about weddings. And The Simpsons are still funny.
Fox Executive #3: I hate you.
Fox Executive #2: No. Hey, let's do a show about weddings. And The Simpsons are still funny.
Fox Executive #3: I hate you.
by Harry S. Truman February 7, 2005
Get the randi rhodes mug.An addendum to my definition: CBS did not drop the Fender name in '69. That happened in '75. In '69, the silver-topped pianos, still bearing the Fender name, became the black-finished Mk 1 stage and suitcase series. Two very important years for Rhodes indeed. Then came the flat-topped Mk 2, etc. post-CBS. The last electric (tine/tuning fork) piano Rhodes produced was the Mk V in 1984.
by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler September 15, 2004
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