mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

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relongation

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.

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dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

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if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor

by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008

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personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

by rowrtay February 24, 2009

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estrogen resonance

When multiple women have their periods synced at the same time. The PMS resulting from this can often be deadly for nearby males. This phenomenon is analogous to physical wave resonance.

"Did you hear about the estrogen resonance the field hockey team has been having lately? I hear it has killed at least five men."

by aeroshire March 31, 2010

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Goddess of Reason

an atheist parody deity similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was made up during the French Revolution, then it was long forgotten after it became their worst nightmare 3.5 years later.

Goddess of Reason or die!

by poopyhead2010 June 15, 2010

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