releasing the kraken

taking a poo

man i just got done releasing the kraken

by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003

Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.

Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.

by KingofWomen December 15, 2010

Resting Bitch Face

The face a woman makes to ensure a man does not think she's flirting, because a single smile can mean anyone thinks their flirting.

Man she's a mean looken bitch!
Nah, she's just sick of dudes tryen to get with her, so shes got a resting bitch face on

by crossoverlover June 1, 2015

Resting duck face

When you make a duckface with out meaning to.

My sister Jennifer always has resting Duck face!

by Shorty1 March 3, 2017

Releasing a Brown Trout

Taking a dump into a large body of water(lake, pond, ocean, etc). Believed to be originated in the waters of Lake Erie. Most commonly over the side of a boat.

Doug: Where did Beef go? I need him to start grilling burgers

Dave: He's on port side, Releasing a Brown Trout. I think he had mudd butt.

by DatDudeBeef July 16, 2009

Rejecting

Different than ignoring.

A lot of people think what they did, said, wrote, or typed was ignored by most people (since they didn't get a response) when really it was rejected. The difference between ignoring and rejecting is when someone has rejected it, they still saw, heard, or read it and paid attention to it.

by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020

resting smileface

When someone's neutral face is a smile; usually misinterpreted as happiness, unopinionated, or kindness.

that girl was was totally flirting with me
nah that's just a case of resting smileface

by icantodd January 20, 2015