An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.
Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.
by Possumpecker February 08, 2018
Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.
by Kung Pao Dickin' April 19, 2015
An uncontrollable single wave of diarrhea exiting out of the sufferer's rectum with intense and potentially destructive force.
"Is she okay? I heard a disturbing noise coming from the bathroom. I think the grande burrito she ate may have triggered a rectal tsunami. I hope the toilet is okay."
by SmashieSnout March 02, 2012
While I do appreciate free speach, I need to stress the fact that we as Native Americans, or "Injuns" are in fact human to and do infact not give birth out of the ass, ever, under any circomstances. This sort of mindless de-huminization towards us or any minority is a prime example of what is wrong with america today.
To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.
To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.
by Elise B March 13, 2006
A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.
I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.
Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
by JiForce January 04, 2022
When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...
Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....
Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....
*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*
helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"
jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"
helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"
jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"
by little miss offhernut June 14, 2010
When you and your partner are engaging in anal sex doggystyle position and you're about to ejaculate, you kick your legs clear off the bed with the soles of your feet parallel to the ceiling and balance your weight on your partners back to a completed rectal endo or anal endo.
After watching reruns of doogie howser MD I gave my partner an acute rectal endo.
The 'Rectal Endo' is the medical term used to describe this sexual right of passage and the 'Anal Endo' is the more commonly used street slang.
The 'Rectal Endo' is the medical term used to describe this sexual right of passage and the 'Anal Endo' is the more commonly used street slang.
by Horacio H. April 28, 2006