The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
Get the Rectal Vomitmug. 1. One who engages in the act of roving in someones anus, usually with the use of their pork sword.
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
1. "Man, last night I fucked your mom in the ass. I roved around in her rectum for three hours!"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
by Doctor Bong May 15, 2006
Get the Rectal Rovermug. An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.
Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.
by Possumpecker February 8, 2018
Get the Rectal optimitismug. While I do appreciate free speach, I need to stress the fact that we as Native Americans, or "Injuns" are in fact human to and do infact not give birth out of the ass, ever, under any circomstances. This sort of mindless de-huminization towards us or any minority is a prime example of what is wrong with america today.
To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.
To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.
by Elise B April 16, 2006
Get the Rectal Birthmug. by PappaSmurfinurAsshole March 28, 2011
Get the Rectal Smurfobiamug. A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.
I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.
Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
by JiForce January 4, 2022
Get the Rectal Alpinistmug. When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...
Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....
Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....
*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*
helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"
jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"
helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"
jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"
by little miss offhernut June 16, 2010
Get the Rectal Detatchmentmug.