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Text Recover

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When texting, an awkward attempt at using a joke to recover from a previous text in which something either stupid or awkward was said followed by no response from the reciever.
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Ashley: Omg, did you see me trip today in the hall? It was sooo embarassing :P
Mark: yeah, you looked like an idiot.
(after realizing what he said, mark was in need of a text recover)
Mark: uh I tripped one time and I fell though...

Cindy: so what are you up to this

weekend?
Jack: nothin wanna go to the dance?
(7 minutes later, no response)
Jack: yeah so I guess this girl tripped in front of like everyone today..haha..
by Tpainsmom February 5, 2010
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recovery

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Eminem's much-anticipated 7th studio album, originally set to be Relapse 2. Will be released on June 22nd, 2010. Some track released so far are Despicable and Not Afraid. And I must tell you, he's back to spitting. Producer Just Blaze says "best album since Eminem Show".
Bobadoo: Can't wait from Eminem's new album bro. That shit's 'bout to be sick.

Recovery June 22nd.
by Sasha Vujabrick April 29, 2010
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remote

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Located far away; distant in space.
The lake was located in a remote area.
by America Nicole August 21, 2006
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Boomer remover

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Boomer remover is a controversial term for Covid-19, used mainly by millennials and Gen-Z or suicidal Boomers, And it’s not an insult it’s a dirty joke, when a millennial says the Term Boomer Remover, not many people actually say it IRL In Real life kinda like eating tide pods, because it’s disrespectful and weird.

Although, some people, the Tidepod eaters of the world

Say it and hope boomers die :|
As “population control” but if you know someone who said this, they are most likely joking.
by You Make Me Feel Like A Man March 18, 2020
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A person who once considered themselves a part of the gothic subculture but has since left it behind. Usually used in a self-deprecating manner.
Boyfriend: Does this tattoo say "life is pain?"

Girlfriend: Shut up. I'm a recovering goth.
by zenostortoise November 25, 2004
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Boomer Remover

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Alias for the novel corona virus aka Covid-19 aka the Wuhan Wipeout aka the Italian Influenza
Quarantine the retirement home, gotta keep granny safe from the boomer remover.
by Himalayan Salt Lamp March 15, 2020
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Jane Remover

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did you know Jane Remover is making a new album titled "Census Designated"?
by CarkyAmsterAlt August 28, 2023
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