put the dressing on the taco

To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).

V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.

by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008

Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.

Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.

by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016

put some english on it

to put a little english on it, referring to sports or other play involving a ball, means to give the said ball a curve in the air

you put a lotta english on that bro!

Yea, I put some english on it.

You put so much english on that that it went off the court.

shut up.

by one who acts October 25, 2009

put hands on

To beat up. To rough someone up, either by boxing them or throwing them around. Using hands to deal with someone.

"Better chill, yo! Don't make me put hands on you, son!"

by Reggie June 25, 2004

put that cookie down

When Arnold sees people eating his cookies, he yells this phrase, and eats them. Usually followed by this:

NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

"MMMM these cookies are so good."

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by donuthead7310 August 28, 2009

put that on wax

1. Spoken words so profound, moving, or inspiring they should be recorded on vinyl

2. An instant verbal classic

Oh no you didn't just say that! Put that on wax man...

by DiZZ83 October 23, 2009

rode hard and put away wet

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.

He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

by Liberte July 28, 2006