Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.
The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."
by ChessFella July 01, 2012
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Clunge Puppet

A man whos life is controlled by his girlfriend
I can't believe you're not coming to the pub you clunge puppet.
by !Harv08! December 18, 2008
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Fuck Puppet

A term to describe someone you love fucking, repeatedly. Often considered to be a demoralizing term, I believe we can take it back. I am proud to be a fuck puppet.

Used in the television series Six Feet Under
Nate: This is Brenda, my girlfriend.

Brenda: I prefer the term fuck puppet.
by MoMo_love February 27, 2007
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murdoch puppet

Insult directed at Tommy Boyd on ts.Boyd was furious and carpeted the caller.
murdoch puppet!
by kelvin May 06, 2004
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Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoys the act of being on the receiving end of fist fucking.
by Lexr December 03, 2003
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Meat Puppets

An awesome punk-rock band that formed in the early eighties.

Current members include: (as of July 2011)

Curt Kirkwood - lead vocals, guitar
Cris Kirkwood - bass guitar, backing vocals
Shandom Sahm - drums

They influnced many other bands such as Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Pavement.
I love the Meat Puppets.
by JanitorWithAnAxe July 23, 2011
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Messenger Puppet

1 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a sock puppet.
2 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a proxy.
"Either you have a very lacking scholarly grasp of the applicable laws in this matter (which I find unlikely considering (various matters)) or following your "meeting" with the partners were simply acting as their messenger puppet on (date). "
by Wink Dinkerson January 21, 2006
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