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Prostitostomy

When a prostitute with an ostomy allows a gentleman suitor to penetrate their medically created hole in exchange for money.
Hooker: Hey baby, looking for a good time? Interested in a little Prostitostomy?
John: I think I'll just take a nice glass bottom boat.
by Dr. Bdizzle February 5, 2017
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prostetute

that's a maddie, the prostetute
by amiablekyns March 4, 2017
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Prostitoddler

Someones promiscuous kid or teenager, who will become a prostitute later in life.
Uncle Bob said his permiscuous neice Shelly will grow up to be a prostitoddler.
by Bendover dickholder April 1, 2017
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Prostate chowder

The liquid excreted from the male genitalia while having the prostate milked.
Ouch! That hurts my ass doctor! What is this prostate chowder coming out of my dick?
by Shrilnixx May 23, 2018
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Prostate vampire

When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.
Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!
by Sick_lil_me September 5, 2019
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Prostate Waffle

Sexual act involving ones partner to shove a soggy eggo waffle up their partners ass, having them shit it out and eat it.
Yo you wanna go to my sisters place and have some prostate waffles?
by Prollynat December 7, 2019
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Prostate Exmam

The act of getting a prostate exam and forcing the doctor to deep throat the rectal exam camera until it comes out their ass.
Dr. Salami had fun doing the prostate exmam with Alexander Hamilton.
by dirtydelilah6969 August 28, 2020
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