Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

Smart-phoning

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....

Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.

by Zami Karzai September 6, 2018

Eyelash Pruning

Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere

"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"

by Mcchickenboi December 9, 2018

Combat probing

The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.

I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.

by Clyde_en_Marland April 10, 2019

Power phoning

Someone making a loud condescending phone call in public, especially as a way to show off.

Power phoning I wonder if there is someone on the other end putting up with being power phoned, because if someone tried to say that to me I'd tell them to try and say that to me in person, and then hang up.

by Music_Is_Forever July 2, 2022

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022