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Priest Holmes

Stupid shithead juggalo who gays up FYAD.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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preaching to the priest

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye tapta hai Loray !!!! It means dont teach the priest to do his mother efing Job .
daanish said " preaching to the priest "and arham had to be a bitch about it !
by Ddawg1722 October 21, 2013
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defrocked priest in a Toyota

much like the famous "Aristocrats" joke, this term refers to a sexual position that becomes as profane as the speaker wants it to be. The definition grows as the term continues from person to person. The definition begins with, "I bent her over the table and..."
I was with this dirty, dirty girl last night. We spent 4 hours doing the defrocked priest in a Toyota
by Randango The Flame September 7, 2006
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cunt fucking priest

A priest who indefinitly fucks a cunt...

Or a cunt fucker that just so coincidentally happens to be a priest as a second proffesion
"The new leader of that church down the road is a cunt fucking priest"

"hey you know that cunt fucker? Turns out he is a priest aswell"
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judas priest

A big can of Chef Boyar-ass. Judas Priest is shit. If you listen to them, you probably suck cocks.
(Judas Priest) We Rock
(Iron Maiden) No We Rock
(Me) You both suck
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PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY

Yes of course an URBAN DICTIONARY HITLER to set the record straight in accordance to LEVITICUS CHAPTER 13 cites the PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY which is a SWELL chap.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 17, 2021
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pagan birthday priest

An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.
Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."

Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."

Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."

Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."

Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."
by Gandalf Greyhelm. September 25, 2013
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