PREGNANT LAUGHTER

Refer's To Any Player Who Easily Charms The ladies with Jokes And One liner's, Eventually Getting Them Into Bed.Which Might Lead TO Pregnancy

SANDRA: Alice Is Pregnant?

DION: Let Me Guess!!! It Was Carl.

SANDRA: YUP!! Pregnant Laughter

by MATTHEW, NAWI December 31, 2007

a little pregnant

Commonly thought to be an impossible statement, being 'a little pregnant' is when a woman is pregnant but still able to have an abortion.

Suzy: So it turns out I'm a little pregnant

Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.

Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?

Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!

by Dr. Abortion April 17, 2011

Half Pregnant

When you think you might be pregnant

Brandie says she may be pregnant but too afraid to check. She is half pregnant

by BlkBubbles September 17, 2023

Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.

I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.

by Throtul December 18, 2019

Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.

Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!

by jay asf February 09, 2021

Pregnant pleasure

When you're fucking a pregnant girl, you're dick is inside her and her baby gives you a handjob.

"I want some pregnant pleasure!"

by fwubfubgilavuebgrwiregjb February 26, 2018

cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

by floofypoofymeowcats July 14, 2017