Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.

Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician

by Fhírinne November 30, 2023

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

politicians

what people like T.D. Jakes have turned to be

i hate these damn politicians

by jumakiss_ June 13, 2018

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.

You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag

by Qualdo October 31, 2010

Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

Politicians

If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.

While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.

Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.

by TheBagelPeople October 16, 2020