Polititianese 

The language and art of everything you say being the exact opposite of what it means.

The consummate master of the Polititianese language has a campaign slogan such as READ MY LIPS NO NEW TAXES then enacts the highest tax increase in human history once in office.

Polititianese by Slicksly January 24, 2022

aesthetic politican 

scared of black bear lyrics

literally what is an aesthetic politican

aesthetic politican by yallllll July 3, 2021

Irritable Politician Syndrome 

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

Irritable Politician Syndrome by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

Politician 

See ,liar,pedophile ,cheat ,sex pest ,gay,bummer,idiot

Wow man that politician is a cum slut

Politician by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

politician 

A politician is one who will say and do that which is necessary to get elected to public office.
NOTE: A politician’s first job, once elected, is to get reelected; therefore they must say and do that which is necessary to get reelected.

All of congress, after all they are "The Politician"

politician by THX2001 May 17, 2014

politician 

a soul deprived being that somehow people actually like (reminds me of furries)

You: I saw a furry earlier today.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.

politician by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 13, 2018

Career Politician 

a person who has no real chance of life outside of politics and is stuck with the beast called Government. Has a limited chance at making a difference.

Guy: Yo man did you hear the Bernie became a Career Politician?

Girl: Really? I liked him so much, guess he's a goner now..

Career Politician by RedAviator August 20, 2011