Pineapple

Single greatest fruit ever to exist solely for its natural chemical ability to make semen taste Uncharacteristically and magically delicious

When he blew his load in my mouth it tasted like a pineapple.

by Kellumjr January 10, 2014

Pineapple

Ass... It literally is a euphemism for ass.

It can also mean heaven, but really isn't that the same thing!?

Doesn't she have a great pineapple! Pineapple... More like fineapple! Ass butt bootypineapplefineapplegreat

by Jensen13 March 24, 2017

Pineapple

That one thing you won’t put in

Put the pineapple in

NO!

by ElephantJim September 19, 2019

Pineapple

A quite large spiky fruit that is yellow with hard green leaves it tastes very sweet but lots of people say leaves a funny after taste

I bought a pineapple today for £2.58

by B0bbyt June 18, 2017

Pineapple

This motherfucking GAY ASS fruit thinks he's fucking better than us because he's got a goddamn shell of fucking spikes! And then this DICKHEAD has the audacity to fucking be a fucking house for a fucking cleaning utensil

Dude, why did you shove that pineapple in your ass?

by RubyUni_tha1 November 05, 2017

Pineappled

When your head is completely scrambled, you don’t know what to do and can’t think, usually because of something a man has done or said.

Them: Have you chosen between ... and ... yet??
Me: Nah my head’s pineappled🙃
Them: Always is🙄
Me: Don’t start with the attitude

by Livxpcp November 26, 2018

Pineapples

One word phrase most knowingly used by the comedian/actor Kevin Hart. Used when a person feels a situation they are in is awkward or inappropriate and feels very uncomfortable. Out of their comfort zone. When a person is sharing information that you just dont want to hear or needed to know.

This chick I went out with last night ended up being a dude!!
Oh my god, pineapples!!!

by Research=ProvenFacts June 21, 2014