phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy was so tired his head hit the blanket with a "phumph".

by Oscar B Bear December 6, 2016

plump turkey

a fat girl that has a big gut and orangutan tits that hangs low.

hey melanie,.....why do you like a plump turkey?

by firecrotch671 July 27, 2010

plumpshin

Getting a blumpkin while sucking a guy's cock,while he's standing on the sink in the bathroom.

zac effron just gave a plumpshin to justin bieber and joe jonas

by the infamous atheist August 22, 2010

Plumpalumpciuous

-describes a large, round and juicy behind of a female

That girl has a plumpalumpciuous ass.

by KRP aka the Plumpa-nater May 18, 2011

plumplestilskin

A once morbidly obese person who has rapidly lost weight and resulted in a overabundance of saggy extra skin. Example: Fat Bastard on the subway diet.

I hear Karen lost a lot of weight, she look good?

Nah bro, bitch turned into a plumplestilskin.

by Biggie smalls June 27, 2014

Phlumpchewus

A person or object that is very large and/or curvy to the point where they almost burst at the seams.

"That new kid is so phlumpchewus. I'd smash."

by Phlumpchewus cuboid January 26, 2019

plumpkins

receiving oral sex while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.

I've really got to take a shit, are you up for plumpkins?

by kensuke July 24, 2008