The Phantom Shitter

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010

Phantom Regiment

By far the most badass drum corps ever to walk the face of the Earth...characterized by an orgasmic horn line and a drum line as tight as they come.

"Hey did you see the Phantom Regiment show this weekend?"
"No I didn't get to see it, but I was 30 miles away and I could still hear it!"

by Ishterp September 30, 2008

Double Phantom

Y'know when you do a clean poo (you wipe your bottom and theres no sign of skiddies) and when you do a torpedo poo (it shoots up the back pipe so you cant see it sitting in the bottom of the bowl, Well when you do both of those its a double phantom, its like you never did a poo.

Was that a double phantom or did I just go toilet for nothing?

by Mogalli March 6, 2009

Phantom Poop

When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.

Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."

Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."

Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."

by Boozle December 15, 2008

Danny Phantom

A really great show by Butch Hartman, creator of The Fairly OddParents. It's about a boy who turns half ghost and has to fight the evil ghosts that come out of his parents' ghost portal with his buddies Tucker and Sam. While some people believe this show to be stupid and childish, it actually has very good plot lines and is very fun to watch. It doesn't hurt that the main character is adorable. :3
Danny Phantom was canceled after the third season, angering thousands of Danny Phantom fans around the world. On fanfiction.net, it is the second most popular category in Cartoons. On Youtube there are countless 'Save Danny Phantom' videos.

All in all, Danny Phantom is a great show with action, adventure, romance, humor, and kick-butt animation drawings.

Hater: Danny Phantom is gay!

Lover: What? Why?

Hater: ...He just is! I mean, a half ghost?! What the heck is that!?

Lover: Obviously, he's half human and half ghost, and I'm sorry that you can't appreciate a person's imagination just because you don't have your own.

Hater: But...But-

Lover: Just watch an episode.

(Watches an episode)

Hater: Hey! That's pretty good!

Lover: -smile-

by fentonphantom December 8, 2009

phantom nut

The phantom nut is derived from banging a chick in the ass and faking the most extreme orgasm. During the fake, you spit a loogie on her back, hence "fantom nut". the female then thinks You are done. When she turns around to kiss you, the phantom nut appears. the assailant Yells and spooges in her eye.

jack gave holly a phantom nut...

by sqwiggy February 17, 2007

phantom vibrate

Thinking that your phone is vibrating in your pants, but when you take it out and look, you realize you have simply been faked out.

Aw man, I thought I was getting a call, but then I realized it was just a phantom vibrate .

by Greg Monahan February 23, 2008