päron

Means pear in swedish.. But also parents.

-Can I have that pear on the table?
-Ask my päron.

by zeroez March 2, 2016

Business Secrets Of The Pharoahs

A book published by the fictional character Mark Corriganin the British television program ‘Peep Show’. The book turns out to be a failure after Mark realises the publishing company ‘Royal London’ aren’t as professional as originally thought, leading to the book being published in a poor physical condition and lacking some of Mark’s intended content.

dobby: marks writing a book!
mark: oh it’s nothing really...
mark: BUSINESS SECRETS OF THE PHAROAHS!

by dxblxn January 20, 2019

parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

phagophila

The eating of parasites, basically feeding on another cell whom is feeding on you.

The fly bit me, in turn i swallowed it. phagophila at its best, because it was delicious

by Hypnokat91 November 22, 2013

Parowan

Small rural town in Southern Utah. Where Mayberry meets the Mormon Gestapo.

I was ticketed for driving 3 miles over the limit driving through Parowan to snowboard in Brian Head.

by Fuforu May 20, 2018

Phagott

Phagott(s) is a/are guys with no chill/chill.

Me - You're a phagott dude!
Jeff - You know it!

by Phagott January 10, 2019

Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold

Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...

by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019