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by Smart Guy (trust me) March 21, 2019
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A peyton is a very sweet and charming guy who always without intention gets screwed or pointed at for numerous problems. Peytons are usually very good looking guys and believe me they know that they are . Peytons always give 100% and are very athletic and fit. They think very highly of themselves and in a way come off as an asshole or a self centered doush bag but what you dont know is how they put on a show for everyone always have to be the center of attention and will do anything or hurt anyone to be the one everyone knows . Peytons usaully have many girl friends do to their girly like tendencies and thier retaliating personality's . Peytons usaully always seem to be happy or care free about life activities such as problems work paper friends and even family but what no one knows is how depressed they are about how they treat people or how mad they are when there late for work and how they take out thier depression on other people and have attempted ways of suicide or committed suicide because they also dont take criticizing well when you talk to a peyton be clear because they over think it to be the worst thing ever . Peytons are very adventurous and dont like staying in one place and do thrilling and dangerous activities without caring or thinking of the. So just remember next time you see a peyton smilies that its not a smile its just a way of them faking and tricking you about how his life is great but who knows meby that could be the last smile you ever see from him
by just another peyton March 28, 2016
Get the peyton mug.A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
by The Inventor of April 29, 2011
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1. Being very overated, having a great wideout and running back on your team, throwing while up by 40 points, and most importantly: losing games when it counts in the playoffs.
2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.
3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.
2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.
3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.
by HerbieBrady May 17, 2005
Get the Peyton Manning Syndrome mug.A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.
by Nick the greatest man aliiive. March 21, 2008
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