Happy Peeling

The practice of placing peel on somebody unsuspectedly and capturing it with a camera phone.
A legal form of happy slapping

happy peeling scenario:

friend: mate, something on your shoulder
victim: ah the bastards peeled me

by king peeler January 11, 2009

Angry Pelican

When a guy is railing a chick on the beach and he pulls out and dips his wet cock in the sand. As he puts it back in, she screams out like a water-dwelling bird...and she's definitely not happy.

-Did you see that couple having sex on the beach?
-Yea, I hope he pulled the angry pelican on her.

by T.A.L.B. February 1, 2008

Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

pelican

A variation of the shocker where only one finger goes in the vagina, but three go in the anus. The hand shape resembles that of a pelican with a large mouth.

The shocker didn't rock her, neither did the spocker, so I used the pelican.

by Aloysius June 21, 2006

dirty pelican

So you're having sex on the beach and you slide your cock out, roll it in the sand and then stick it back in.

"wow baby you know what would be really hot?"
"uhhh what?"
"if i could give you a dirty pelican"
"ok!"

by k a t e May 15, 2005

Pegging

When Paula decides it’s time to assert her womanly authority and split the tender anus of Brando with the Brutus El’Grande.

“Brutus says he wants to warm up honey” she says

“Just make sure he’s got enough Vaseline my master” He says

“Shut your mouth little boy, he’s going in dry. Prepare for pegging” She says

“Gasps” he says

by Chokemedaddy9000 April 8, 2020

peeling the chile

1) to slack off and do nothing
2)to masturbate

originated in new mexico.

guy: what are you doing tonight?
dude: nothing just peeling the chile.

by george January 20, 2005