Aloysius's definitions

tenderdick

A man who is overly upset by the loss of his woman, allows a woman to control him, becomes jealous of his woman giving another man attention

Will you please quit being such a tenderdick and find another woman?

by Aloysius May 26, 2018

pelican

A variation of the shocker where only one finger goes in the vagina, but three go in the anus. The hand shape resembles that of a pelican with a large mouth.

The shocker didn't rock her, neither did the spocker, so I used the pelican.

by Aloysius June 21, 2006