A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.
Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
by BamBamKam November 30, 2014
Get the Pedo stachemug. Someone who sucks the essence of small children. Not intended to sound as dirty as it sounds.
Someone whose presence is so disturbing that it makes babies die.
Someone whose presence is so disturbing that it makes babies die.
The school's only male p.e. teacher walked in the room and all of his students started having a collective epilepsy. What a pedo-leech.
by carlaandchloe September 2, 2007
Get the pedo-leechmug. A bizarre laughing humanoid hyena. This mammal is hard to domesticate but possible nevertheless. Can be fed with anything but it has to be accompanied with cheese. It has the laughing syndrome disease; it laughs at the slightest movement and sound; the duration can last for more than a month. Although this syndrome can be annoying for its masters, laughing is crucial for a genio's survival. This mammal is blind (eyelids are always closed) so it uses ultrasound (laughing) to navigate through space and create a visual image of it's environment. This strange creature has a bizarre ecology; it hates it's own specie. Furthermore it looks for a mate twice younger and twice smaller.
Genio Pedo: hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha...hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha wadafax hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha...hahahahahahhahaha
by HKUSTFREAK January 19, 2011
Get the Genio Pedomug. by Bobbalou October 6, 2008
Get the Crazy Pedomug. by stalkker May 29, 2019
Get the pedo-bearmug. Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.
Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.
Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.
Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.
by alcoholic_crow December 16, 2011
Get the pedo helmetmug. by SeniorStaffWhiteHouse August 17, 2019
Get the Light pedomug.