Pee and Shid and Fard

A term to describe the act of peeing and shitting and farting, but in a lighter tone.

"hey mom, I'm gonna go Pee and Shid and Fard." "You are a disappointment to the family"

Pee and Shid and Fard by CostcoSmoothie November 16, 2020

pee you!!! 

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.

Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!

pee you!!! by Telephony December 19, 2011

pee-emptive strike 

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.

"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."

pee-emptive strike by Obie M March 31, 2011

Pee Pickle 

A Penis

His pants fell down and everyone saw his Pee Pickle

Pee Pickle by Satoshi Sean August 3, 2020

Pee and Flee 

while roaming in europe and suddenly nature calls
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,

is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee

....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR

Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!

urinator whiz bitches pee Pee and Flee

Pee and Flee by Blarger.boy July 6, 2009

Pee Pee

Funny penis

Funny funny penis haha pee pee

Pee Pee by I put the lit in illiterate September 6, 2019

Pee Wee Furman

The furry version of Pee Wee Herman.

I, Lord Grim, am not sorry for making Pee Wee Furman

Pee Wee Furman by lordgrim the invcbke January 21, 2021