Plotting

Definitely different than scheming, you'll know it when you see it, just know it definitely looks different than scheming.

Tex: Thats plotting.

Tucker: Maybe they're scheming?

Tex: No, scheming looks different. Thats definitely plotting.

by gimmeyourmilk October 1, 2019

Pottinger

Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief

we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.

by Ivory Coast September 5, 2012

prosting

\▪ prô-stiņ\ n : 1: A sticky, white, sweet, creamy substance produced by the male prostate gland which carries the male sperm while it is expelled through the penis during arousal and sexual intercourse.

Nathan produced five children by filling his lovely wife's vulva with his prosting whenever he wasn't enveloping her lovely face with said fluid.

by Giantewok October 22, 2017

sexy partying

Sexy Partying is what Nancy Grace calls this locked up Mom's partying antics. It apparently involves drinking, looking hot, flirting, and stuffing your face with food.

1. Nancy Grace really called that woman out for sexy partying last night.

2. Let's go wasted and sexy party tonight! I'm really horny and wild!

by Steve Rad October 4, 2008

Pratting

The act of obsessing over/worshipping the almighty Chris Pratt.

Noemie: Parks & Recreation is amazing, omg.
Liz: It's 3 o'clock in the morning.
Noemie: But Chris Pratt.
Liz: Stop with your pratting and go to sleep.

by Lizzythevip August 1, 2015

Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

by Arkell December 9, 2008

Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.

"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"

by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007