parranoids

The sneaking suspicion that something is making you very uncomfortable.

I feel like I'm sitting on a pile of of hot itchy marbles - I suspect I have parranoids and why are you watching me?

by Joseph Kerr March 4, 2008

parnoid

Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges

george bush with his obsession with oil
george bush with his obsession with drugs
george bush with cheney
god made him go to war

by me jojo August 1, 2004

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.

Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"

by Bbro3 July 25, 2009

porn paranoia

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer

I have porn paranoia

by dick the big dicked duck September 28, 2013

April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!

by original nick April 1, 2013

Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

Paranoium

v. the act of making someone paranoid.

James showed a classic example of Paranoium when he tried to think Mary was going to die

by Suggests April 14, 2009