by Fabreze February 05, 2005
a panda is when you get punched in the eye and it goes black and so you look like an endangered asian black and white bear.
"did you see suzie's face after last nights party? her boyfriend gave her the panda of her life coz he was drunk off his tits"
by filthy gee January 01, 2006
When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.
by Ting Ting Panda King November 04, 2009
Originally derived from the South Park episode starring 'Sexual Harassment Panda' circa 2000/2001. The term panda refers to someone, usually with ginger hair, who is rejected by many but accepted by few. Panda is an abbreviation for 'Sexual Harassment Gay Ginger Panda' which exploded onto the school scene in 2001.
by LazyJ June 19, 2006
by Sexy Panda 3 April 28, 2015
Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.
by hks123 May 26, 2009
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