oyster shorts

Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg

Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!

by ChasterChastain February 14, 2009

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Bush Oyster

The Australian way to refer to lamb's testicles. The Bush Oysters, also called Lamb Eggs, are cooked into a delicatessen.

Chuck a bush oyster on the barbie, mate!

Bush Oysters are battered in a mix of flour, cornmeal and garlic powder, then dipped into milk and red wine, and finally deep fried.

by Tezoo76 July 25, 2015

Oyster Jam

When someone who has ran out of credit, or valid ticket/pass, on his/her oyster card causes delay for other people to pass through the ticket barrier (London Underground)

It took me 3 mins to exit the station because of people causing an Oyster jam.

by Dee-Odus December 22, 2008

Grumpy Oyster

Another term or name for a vagina. This only applies if the woman’s vagina is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.

I was soaked last night, this chicks grumpy oyster slobbered all over me.

by uncle big dik August 15, 2010

oyster diver

a slang word for a lesbian

"Too bad that bird's an oyster diver"

by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.

Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...

by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009