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The Orbit

When you meet a minor over the internet and travel to meet them in real life to have sex.
Damn that 13 year olds cute might do The Orbit
by Krewz March 9, 2019
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Orbit

To start making this, you need to first add in funny personality, good looking, sweet, and an amazing person. Prbit is someone who you will want as a friend and if you find them in a 1/7.8 billion chance then you're a super lucky person. Orbit will always be down to help and try to make people laugh. Orbit is an awesome person and he will always be by your side. He might not be the smartest in the group but he will always be the funniest. If you ever cone across Orbit/Sir Orbit Crunch be sure to try and befriend them.
Friend 1: Bro Orbit is so awesome! He's so nice!
Friend 2: I know! He's always there when you need him!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Full orbit

Such as mooning someone, orbit is when a 300 pound man spins at you butt-naked at 30 miles an hour like an obese beyblade thus creating a gravitational pull of lard strong enough to kill japan
Oh shit that guys doing A full orbit... oh shit RUN
by Josephwildjojo May 20, 2023
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orbiting cunt

A pussy that is so big, a penis enters automatically starts circling the uterus.
When I stuck it in, I lost all concept of gravity. She had a orbiting cunt.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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flip your orbit

Noun: to see or experience something so monumental, extreme or life changing that your world has - figuratively - flipped its orbit.
Person 1: "Woah, did you just see that rig with HUGE arms fit through that TINY doorway?! It's enough to make you flip your orbit!"

Person 2: "That's so monumental, extreme and life changing I AM going to flip my orbit!"
by .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. February 4, 2010
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Orbit

orbits are twinks that reuse the same jokes and are never creative
“How’d you know I was an orbit?”

“Cause you’re a twink
by moonmonkey123 March 7, 2024
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