odd one out

your an outcast lolololololololol jk i am

you mom odd one out

by PsuedoLegendary12 February 28, 2019

yacked one out

An extremely insane ejaculation

“Hey bro! Why are you so sleepy today?”

“Yeah bro sorry, I yacked one out last night”.

by Bangkok thai May 25, 2018

take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

by xxxdiesel May 25, 2014

Squeeze one out like a commando

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.

Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

by Frempt November 25, 2009

Rub one out, the wrong way

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.

Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '

by Timmy Gripshift August 14, 2010

one headlight out

when it's cold outside and one nipple decides to go out and the other decides to stay in

consistent until breast feeding.

Girl, its chilly outside, you got one headlight out.
Somebody call the cops, you got one headlight out, baby!

by Dana Ryan Nelson Josserand March 14, 2008

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005