warped tour

the warped tour used to be a place, where as a young punk i used to go to get my ass schooled by older people and enjoy true punk music with a handfull of miscreants who abused the title of punk, but unfortunately now the entire lineup of the warped tour seems to be a bunch of bands who appeal to suicidal pre self actualized children who cry to their sorry excuse dfor punk noise while their parents plan their ivy league education, it is a fuckin shame...
by Field April 13, 2006
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PGA Tour

1. A token African-American being chased by multiple other white or other ethnic men or women.
2. A token African-American man in a crowd.
Q: "What do you call one African-American being chased by crowd of 300 White men?
A: "The PGA Tour!" (Laughter)

"Hey, look over yonder, its the PGA tour!"
by Morris Levy May 26, 2006
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Tour of Duty

The time between getting married and getting divorced.
Also can mean the time while one is in jail or prison.
WOW!! Tony's tour of duty was 5 years.
by Chadwin March 16, 2003
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Warped Tour

Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!
I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!
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High tour

A High tour is someone who plays a lot of MVM a game mode in team fortress 2 and can be described in 2 ways
The good meaning: A Nice guy who likes to help newer people to MVM with over 500+ tours under his belt

The bad meaning: A real dickhead who loves to ruin other peoples experiences in MVM which is why a lot of smaller tour players leave MVM early with over 500+ tours under his ass
(Good meaning) Gamer 1-Hey man you know that high tour we played with on 2 cities awhile back
Gamer 2-Yea what about him?
Gamer 1-well he warned me about some guy talking shit and just afk until he gets the loot just came to tell you to watch out for him.
(Bad meaning) Gamer 2-Hey I just ran into that asshole you were talking about and all he did was complain about the better people and waited for his loot
Gamer 1-I told you he was a cuck
by Navysealdemoman September 27, 2022
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Bog Tour

Also known as a Nerd Tour or Swirly Tour

A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.
1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!

2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene
by King Jazza! August 15, 2020
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Garbage Tour

The act of carrying a half-full garbage bag around your home, emptying wastebaskets into it to get a full bag
Honey, if I take the Garbage Tour will you throw it away?
by VBartilucci January 24, 2010
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