cooche cottage

A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in
Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay
by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 07, 2014
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moose cooch

A FAT, WET and JUICY pussy . They say it grips very well and hold all the juices in too. Also known as FAT PUSSY
damn shorty had that moose cooch”
by Nyaaa8088135 May 05, 2020
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Cooch Stank

When the cooch from yo girl is so horrendously disgusting. There is no other way to put it, it just stank.
Nobody:
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
by Macabrebard May 16, 2019
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cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.
The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.
by Bobbierobrobbie December 24, 2014
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cooch wee

an utter act of defiance or the merging of cooch and wee
Hey what are you doing
"cooch wee cooch wee cooch wee"
Hey ⁿ⁰
by grilledpotati October 31, 2019
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Dusty Cooch

Dusty Cooch is a vagina which serves as an ashtray for many people, most likely discordmods.

It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.
{chad} yooo dude we used {kira's} Dusty Cooch
{kyle} wooah bro that must have reeked of STIs
by xyko1 February 10, 2021
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cooch wipe

A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.
Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
by spooninacup12 January 15, 2012
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