Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021
Get the Gerbil Offender mug.a person who deliberately takes something out of context for the purpose of being offended, often shaming the source or demanding an apology.
source of origin: boomer facebook
source of origin: boomer facebook
pam: helen is the worst.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
by rat0885 March 14, 2021
Get the offend-o-peep mug.A song that is extremely informative ABOUT LAS VEGAS and the MID EAST along with the fact that every place is LAS VEGAS especially when the mega ARABIAN LIKE nightclubs on the LAS VEGAS STRIP has not opened. Keep in mind before you can play this song you have to go to the MIDEAST and borrow an E.
HI OFFEND as the only thing I have to do is MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC but I know I could have SAT in a DIM place in the ADULT FILM THEATER this way I won't get caught and offend any children.
After I CAME to the next sentence as I felt better and I am going to play the song OH EFFENDI To be honest I can't believe all the things about WHISKEY on here , even this song but I have to unscramble another definition this one HI OFFEND and if I want to play the song again I have to go back to the MID EAST
to borrow an E again doing the same thing over and over again.
After I CAME to the next sentence as I felt better and I am going to play the song OH EFFENDI To be honest I can't believe all the things about WHISKEY on here , even this song but I have to unscramble another definition this one HI OFFEND and if I want to play the song again I have to go back to the MID EAST
to borrow an E again doing the same thing over and over again.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 24, 2021
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In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
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