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Obama

The savior for man kind.
Ever since Obama got elected more people have been smiling
by Fiona Scoba May 16, 2009
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Obama

A general feeling of euphoria in the human body, most often experienced after a traumatic event is over and change is on its way. Do not be fooled by regular euphoria, having an Obama occurs only after the most extreme events.
Citizens of the USA all had a feeling of Obama after Barack won his first term as president.

I had an extreme case of Obama after I took a huge shit.

While I was pounding the shit out of her ass, we both experienced an Obama as we experienced simultaneous orgasms.
by Kyrotits August 12, 2009
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Obama

A person, who is widely acknowledge in his or her thoughts, or words of change in a time of need.
"You can always count on our Obama when things get tough!"
by Nybor Michelle January 19, 2009
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Obama

1. A Howdy-Doody puppet dipped in shit.
2. An absolutely zero-experience Curious George look-alike who, if elected, will provide America with a way to see monkeys perform without having to go to the zoo or the circus.
3. Provides White America with a way to express regret for slavery and attempt to appease the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
4. A slick, say-anything-to-get-elected politician who regularly attended the Trinity United Church of Christ for over 20 years and just now resigned his membership. Wants America to believe that he never looked up to or followed the teachings of the Reverends Jeremiah Wright and Michael Pfelger and that he never actually listened to their sermons.
5. Another lyin' ass piece of shit politician.
Informed voter: "Mr. Obama, Is it true that you attended Trinity United Church for over two decades but never actually listened to the sermons or considered the pastors to be preaching hatred and racial division?"
Obama: "Yes. Pastors Wright and Pfelger were never my spiritual mentors."
Informed voter: "You are about a lyin' motherfucker!"
Obama: :(
by lkkijj June 3, 2008
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Obama

A spineless failure who throws his constituents under the bus and then whines about how others made him do it.
The Obama had his candy stolen by a baby.
by Walker_422 November 10, 2014
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Obama

A term for taking from one group and giving to another with no rhyme or reason, other than to buy votes.
Welfare, food stamps or similar socialistic programs.
I got my Obama check today. I gonna go buy some cigarettes and beer now.
by gsesos March 4, 2009
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Obama

Obama a sacred cow that you are not supposed to criticize.
When I said I wouldn't vote for Obama because he didn't have a track record Judy went rabid on me.
by knowman April 13, 2008
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