Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.

Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

Nutty sticked

Nutty sticked is when u put peanutbutter on ur Dick but your dog bites it off

I would smash but I got nutty sticked last night

by Swagy shagy February 10, 2019

nutty nuts

it goes peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer!

Man: what is favourite song
Man 2: peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer
Man : wow that gamer

by dittothe1st December 13, 2021

nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.

After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor

by Firestine 332 November 06, 2006

Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril

girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!

by hornydingo March 01, 2015

nutty buddy

when you diarrhea all over your nut sack

i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy

by CAB1 May 21, 2009