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Nutty Buddies

"Nutty Buddies" are friends that you tend to have group masturbations with. One rule is that you must have 3 or more people to be classified as Nutty Buddies.
Matthew: Ayo, Francisco, wanna jerk it with the homies?

Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?

Denaldo: Yea, sure.
by JohnBeInDaHood December 5, 2020
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Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.
Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021
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Throw a nutty

A sudden spike in energy after suffering from cabin fever in the dead of winter, which is spent by sprinting, jumping, and playing intensely.
My dog, Bingo, will throw a nutty after spending too much time indoors by sprinting from room to room in a circular manner and jumping on furniture.
by Jiggerbat April 23, 2009
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Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.
After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.
by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012
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Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril
girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!
by hornydingo March 1, 2015
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the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006
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nutty buddy

when you diarrhea all over your nut sack
i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy
by CAB1 May 21, 2009
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