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Nutty sticked

Nutty sticked is when u put peanutbutter on ur Dick but your dog bites it off
I would smash but I got nutty sticked last night
by Swagy shagy February 10, 2019
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nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021
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Nutty Buddies

"Nutty Buddies" are friends that you tend to have group masturbations with. One rule is that you must have 3 or more people to be classified as Nutty Buddies.
Matthew: Ayo, Francisco, wanna jerk it with the homies?

Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?

Denaldo: Yea, sure.
by JohnBeInDaHood December 5, 2020
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Throw a nutty

A sudden spike in energy after suffering from cabin fever in the dead of winter, which is spent by sprinting, jumping, and playing intensely.
My dog, Bingo, will throw a nutty after spending too much time indoors by sprinting from room to room in a circular manner and jumping on furniture.
by Jiggerbat April 23, 2009
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Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril
girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!
by hornydingo March 1, 2015
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the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006
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nutty buddy

when you diarrhea all over your nut sack
i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy
by CAB1 May 21, 2009
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