Nutella

The only reason to buy bread. Sex in a jar.

Once you lose yourself in Nutella there's no going back.

by larrystahpit February 5, 2013

Nutella

The most joyful, pleasure filled creation known to man. Chocolaty with a hazel nut twist. I LOVE NUTELLA!

Man that Nutella is amazing

by Happy_monkey345 May 4, 2015

Nutella

A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)

TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle

Nutella will lead to world peace.

by Nuttier than Nutella July 20, 2016

Natalli

A girl who will fight you if you disrespect her or her bffs and is genuinely kind and happy but if you mess with her in the wrong way you will get hurt. She mostly hurts with words and with touch. She’s kinda smart but not the smartest also she is very attractive and slightly annoying.

Natalli a good person to be around

by 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵𝔂 June 9, 2021

Japanese Nutella

When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.

- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.

- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?

by mohawkd123 November 28, 2016

got the nutella

sexual acts far too perverse to discuss, write, or sign (with hands)

Lord Farquad- "Dude. I got the nutella today. SO AWESOME"
Magic Mirror- "...ew."

by plooperscooper February 4, 2010

Nutella

recommended to be used with bananas, provided that proper consent is given

get ur banana out of my nutella!!

by muahahahahahaha May 22, 2003