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Turbo Nut

Occurs when a male's ejaculation reaches 18 feet at a rate of 42.7 miles and hour, the current world record.
"I'm finna bus, I think it's gonna be a turbo nut" turbo nut finna bus
by SlowRat February 15, 2017
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Resemblance Nut Block

When you're about to nut but the model in the porn you jerking off reminds you of someone so you stop.
Male 1: Dude i was fapping to Piper Perri but she reminds me of Samantha so i switch to another chick
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much
by Zcphus June 29, 2018
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Beav Nut

A rather large and well worn muffin button (clitorous).

This term originated from a few of Jacksonville, Florida's smartest scientists. They felt conflicted because the words "clit" and "clitorous" were unfortunately not as funny as they should be. With determination and extensive research, these chemists delicately crafted this fine tuned word to yeild the most laughter when used in the correct context.
Mmmmm baby, lemme lick on that beav nut
by Ass nut August 25, 2018
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After-Nut Mentality

That exact moment right after you bust a nut and your thought process and mentality completely changes; and the video you were watching just feels wrong and nasty. You partially feel ashamed of yourself and you start thinking of how you can better yourself, community and the world.
Timmy: "Yo! Wassup, you tryna fuck some bitches and get fucking drunk tonight?"
Marcus: "Nonsense, those are sins, and I will be to occupied serving the lord and reading the bible"
Timmy: "Yo, you good? It's sounds like you got that After-Nut Mentality right now"
Marcus: "Nonsense Brother, come join me in prayer"
Timmy: "Yo, what the fu-"
by SmolBoi27 November 15, 2018
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Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled
Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly
by Tehlia April 13, 2019
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Quantum Nut

The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.
"Whenever I think about someone smaller than me falling over, I am able to achieve the Quantum Nut"
by Gamer God August 26, 2019
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nut fuck

Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".
I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!
by VHabb November 23, 2015
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