A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
Get the Noncemug. by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018
Get the Noncemug. A Nonce is a peadophile
by Wagwan 0161 manny on the map August 26, 2017
Get the Noncemug. by Doigy101 February 25, 2017
Get the Noncemug. GREG PAUL.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.
by "Don't use your real name." February 18, 2020
Get the noncemug. by anonymous November 11, 2020
Get the Noncemug.