nigelised

To be excluded from the crowd, as in the manner of a 'Nigel'( ie, a nerd)Common to the Glaswegian dialect.

Thats not fair, Im pure nigelised.

by Louise Pride May 19, 2005

Nigersaurus

A big black Dinosaur who’s name sounds like the n word.

Person 1: Hey, Wanna hear a racist joke?
Person 2: Yeah sure.
Person 1: Why did the Nigersaurus go extinct?
Person2: Why?
Person1: Because a white meteor hit it, and when it jumped into the water and tried to swim away it realized it couldn’t swim.
Person 2: Damn, that’s crazy bro.

by ObviouslyBlue October 26, 2022

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.

"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

'A Nigel'

Doing 'A Nigel' mean leaving a place, party, town or anywhere without saying goodbye to your close friends.

"Make sure when you move you don't do 'A Nigel'"

"Can't believe He did 'A Nigel' the other night! What a party pooper!"

by it will rain hard on you November 27, 2011

Nigel

Nigel is a term used to describe a person who doesn't show up after making plans or uses shifty means to avoid meeting up with friends who were nice enough to invite his/her/it's ungrateful ass to a social event.

He said he'd show up an hour ago. I think that rat bastard is Nigeling us.

by I_create_words March 28, 2018

Nigel

A "Nigel" is a wild creature usually asian or black, they are quick witted, strong, smart and quick, also they're sex gods (and heartless)

Girl 1: Wow look at Nigel!
Girl 2: Be careful, he's heartless.

by Pseudogender May 31, 2018

Nigelling

An effect exhibited in overcrowded offices, where nigellated individuals, who are not important enough to have desks, are forced to sit in the gaps between other people's chairs in the office, taking up a portion of the two neighboring desks, and invading the rightful desk space of those persons.

Kev: "Why is that retarded n00b nigel sitting so close to Tom?

Dan: "There are too many people in this office, just look - extensive nigelling in every area, not just next to Tom"

by Choobs McGoobs May 27, 2010