by hobowdahhhh January 26, 2017
Skye Newton is a beaut. She is a Tumblr godess who likes to eat out fish testicles and suck on some healthy cavair. If you catch a Skye Newton in the act of fishing, she will beat you and push you and drown you in some delicious applesauce. You could possibly eat your way out of it unless you are having a bad day then she will change the applesauce into steel. She loves eating anchors and swimming with sharks, until they try to eat her then she kills them with her lazer vision. She will kill you if you use the word "shant" while looking through a microscope by throwing a billion peaches at you. She's quite the slut.
She is throwing peaches at her? She's a Skye Newton!
She is Tumblr Famous? She's such a Skye...!
She's flirting with every person in the world? Whatta Skye... SMH!
She is Tumblr Famous? She's such a Skye...!
She's flirting with every person in the world? Whatta Skye... SMH!
by SOMERANDOMHIPSTER June 11, 2011
Newton abbot is a small town in the south Devon of England but fuck me there's loads of roadmen and chavs about, there's pubs, barbers and asda and thats about it. Everyone's a cocky shit in Newton.
by Aizy12 July 23, 2022
When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
by Kslatty February 08, 2023
I heard Kyle, you know that guy that wears his hair like Justin Bieber, sells really good but can't fuck with a Cam Newton
by Bobo Manjam January 21, 2011
carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
by succmybuttandcallmejimmynuetro June 02, 2017